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18-year-old goes clubbing for the first time. Then a stranger offers her vodka, and now her body won’t move: ‘her fingers started cramping’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 15th
‘Would’ve gotten me a 50% tip’: Server reveals her top joke she makes with men in the bar and all women love it (but men hate)

By Kopal Feb 12th
Instead of Making the Orange Cream Shake a Permanent Menu Item, Arby’s Is Giving Us French Fry Vodka

By Briana Lawrence Nov 10th
Forensic Artist Reveals Face of Crystal Head Vodka’s Skull Bottle, Surprisingly Looks Nothing Like Dan Aykroyd

By Glen Tickle Feb 18th
Russian Elephants Saved From Siberian Winter by Heaping Helpings of Vodka

By Ian Chant Dec 14th
Glazed Donut Vodka: A Dream Come True!

By Ted Johnson Jun 22nd
Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka Combines Nostalgic Childhood Lunches and Booze

By Max Eddy Apr 5th
So Here’s a Norwegian Guy Drunk Out of His Mind and on Ice Skates [Video]

By Max Eddy Feb 10th
High School Students Allegedly Using Vodka-Soaked Tampons to Get Drunk

By Eric Limer Nov 17th
NutLiquor: Peanut Butter Vodka

By Eric Limer Nov 9th