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After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
‘Kids don’t need to eat lunch’: Trump pauses $1 billion in funding for school lunches, food banks

By Mar 12th
This Week’s Good News: 5K fired employees get their jobs back as Congress acknowledges that trans people exist

By Mar 7th
New Trump Admin Rule Could Take 700,000 People off Food Stamps

By Dec 5th
Trump Will Appoint a Non-Scientist As the USDA’s “Chief Scientist,” Because of Course

By May 13th
Battle of the Bugs: California To Launch Moth Killing Wasp Campaign

By Jul 11th
USDA Ditches Food Pyramid for a Food Plate

By Jun 2nd