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Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
‘We still give them billions’: Marjorie Taylor Greene is shocked Israel is challenging America’s hegemony

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
A realtor unlocked a woman’s apartment door and walked in on her undressed. Then had the nerve to stand there: ‘I just need 5 minutes’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
Netanyahu comes to Twitter real quick after IDF soldier smashes the head of a Jesus statue: ‘All religions flourish in our land’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
‘The survivors deserve justice’: Jasmine Crockett isn’t letting Pam Bondi off the hook just because she’s been fired

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 16th
‘I will be back’: Candace Owens loads up for her biggest attack on Donald Trump yet, after being called low IQ

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Married woman blindsided as her husband learns about her job. So, she jumps from 2nd-floor

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 10th
Don’t Worry, 5 Seasons in and Men Still Miss the Point of ‘The Boys’

By Teresia Gray Apr 10th
Barbra Streisand reminds the world that Trump’s lies are for the gullible — and plenty are still falling for it

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 10th
Ben Shapiro Thinks Americans Complaining About the Cost of Living Should Leave. So Now We Are Too Poor to Be American?

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
Poster boy for inflammatory rhetoric, Randy Fine proposes absurd cure for America’s affordability crisis

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
Stephen King predicted a leader like Donald Trump in The Dead Zone, and warns the clock is ticking: ‘now I’m saying this’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
New York’s Government Is Really Obsessed With Tweeting About Filling Up Potholes

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 8th
‘This must stop’: Even Mark Kelly is shocked as Donald Trump goes further than anyone thought

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 8th
‘Made a promise’: Gavin Newsom exposes the most shameless lie Trump ever fed to the American people

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 8th
Marjorie Taylor Greene demands the 25th Amendment be invoked to end Donald Trump’s mass extinction threat

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 8th
‘Enough’: Hakeem Jeffries finally finds his voice after Donald Trump’s Iran threat

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 8th
MTG scolds Donald Trump and orders him to beg for God’s forgiveness after his wildly unholy Easter message

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 7th
Stephen Miller slinks away in shame as his latest disaster spectacularly blows up in his face

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 7th
Christian nationalist pins America’s downfall on women and then demands stripping their right to vote

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 7th