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Woman is accused of trying to blow up the airport with her carry-on. Then TSA begins pulling out her toys: ‘ma’am, what is this?’

By Sky Blanton Sep 23rd
Woman passes airport security with no problem. Minutes later, TSA agents are on the hunt for her because of her ‘own fault’

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 17th
Woman Pays for TSA PreCheck. Then Realizes One Small Detail After Being Denied by Airport Security: ‘No Idea That Was a Thing’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 30th
South Carolina Woman’s Overpacked Bag Gets Flagged at the TSA, and Her One Joke Almost Landed Her in Jail: ‘I Don’t Have Social Cues’

By Kopal Aug 10th
TSA’s Latest Hysterical Warning For World Cup Travelers is Pure Americana

By Teresia Gray Jun 19th
‘I will put you in handcuffs’: Philadelphia DA warns rogue ICE agents in airports

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 26th
TSA Wait Line’s at New York’s LGA and More Have Travelers Fuming. Is It Really That Bad at Airports?

By Myra Drake Mar 23rd
Miami woman brought a family heirloom to Chicago airport and loses it to the TSA. But why is nobody feeling bad for her?

By Kopal Feb 11th
‘Shoutout TSA’: Woman’s Aritzia socks go missing. Then TSA makes her boyfriend take his shoes off

By Charlotte Colombo Jan 14th
‘This is like the wildest experience I’ve ever had’: Woman flies from North Carolina to California. Then TSA dress-codes her over sweats, UGG boots

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jan 5th
‘I’m gonna have to have security come over and arrest you’: New York woman starts carrying knife. Then she forgets she has it—until she goes through TSA

By Gisselle Hernandez Nov 13th
‘This man has no low’: Trump condemned for senselessly firing head of TSA

By Sarah Fimm Jan 30th
Things We Saw Today: The Spookiest Gingerbread House Is Now Available for Purchase

By Alyssa Shotwell Nov 23rd
The REAL ID Law Is Going To Screw Up Travel for the Whole Country

By Jessica Mason Oct 6th
Muslim Woman Speaks out Against Racial Profiling After TSA Agents Force Her to Show Her Menstrual Pad

By Chelsea Steiner Aug 24th
The TSA Is Still Searching Black Women’s Hair Because Their Machines Have Not Been Updated to Identify Black Girl Magic

By Princess Weekes Apr 25th
The TSA’s New Searches Are So Creepily Invasive, They Expect Sexual Assault Claims

By Kaila Hale-Stern Mar 7th
Leave It to the TSA to Illustrate Why We So Desperately Need Planned Parenthood

By Vivian Kane Jan 13th
The TSA Would Like You to Stop Putting Batarangs in Your Carry-On Luggage

By Maddy Myers Aug 2nd
Things We Saw Today: The Invitation‘s Karyn Kusama on Defying Genre Norms

By Jessica Lachenal Apr 5th