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Trader Joe’s shopper tries to buy breakfast for the week. Then she learns about a new policy and what caused it: ‘We have lost the plot’

By Melissa Sarnowski Nov 13th
Woman pours two glasses of Trader Joe’s wine and feels nothing, then takes a closer look at the label: ‘Do my eyes deceive me?’

By Anshu Thakur Nov 2nd
Woman sees Trader Joe’s Takis going viral on TikTok and convinces her whole family to get separate bags, then it backfires spectacularly

By Kopal Oct 20th
Woman refused to apologize after a shopping cart hit her at Trader Joe’s. She said the other family knew exactly what they were doing: ‘Excuse me?’

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 1st
Woman allegedly opens stranger’s car to check on kids left alone inside. Then gets into a brawl with the mother in Trader Joe’s parking lot

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 30th
Woman Cooks Trader Joe’s Chicken Nuggets, Starts Eating Them. Then She Takes a Closer Look at the Fine Print: ‘R U SERIOUS TRADER JOES’

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Aug 27th
Woman Walks Into Trader Joe’s and Orders Mango Sticky Rice. The Quantity Made the Employee Widen His Eyes: ‘We Will See if It’s Worth It’

By Sanchari Ghosh Aug 14th
NYC Woman Pulls a Case off the Shelf at Trader Joe’s and Cracks It Open. She Says Workers Told Her This Is Fine: ‘Just Buy One Individual One’

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 23rd
‘Literally cried’: Woman moves from area with Publix to Boston. Then she buys meat at Costco, Trader Joe’s, Walmart and notices something strange

By Rachel Thomas Jul 5th
Why Are Trader Joe’s Items Always Labeled ‘Limited Edition’?

By Myra Drake Feb 23rd
Man in Copenhagen spots woman with viral Trader Joe’s bag that’s always sold out. Then he finds out she paid $3,000 for it: ‘THE 3 DOLLAR CANVAS BAG?’

By Sophia Paslidis Feb 22nd
‘Now I’m scared to use mine’: Woman buys the viral Halloween tote from Trader Joes. Then she sees what it did to her Owala water bottle

By Gisselle Hernandez Oct 17th
‘I’m actually losing my mind’: Miami woman buys Trader Joe’s microwaveable rice. Then she takes a closer look

By Charlotte Colombo Sep 2nd
‘I threw ours out just now!’: Woman bites into chocolate-covered raisin from Trader Joe’s. Then she tastes something unexpected

By Sabine Joseph May 13th
The World May Be Burning, But At Least You Can Pay $500 for a Trader Joe’s Tote Bag

By Julia Glassman Mar 13th
Trader Joe’s Finally Eliminating Racist Branding, Thanks in Part to a High School Senior

By Vivian Kane Jul 20th
Things We Saw Today: Support the Trader Joe’s Union

By Princess Weekes Mar 16th