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Latest tortoise Stories

Monday Cute: Take Cover, UFO Tortoise Lands in Pet Store

By Charline JaoAug 14th
Two Tortoises Recreate Eyes Wide Shut on Fashion Week Runway

By Jessica LachenalFeb 12th
Monday Cute: Lucy the Tortoise Has Teeny-Tiny Cucumber Noms

By Sam MaggsJun 1st
A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

By Dan Van WinkleApr 22nd
Tortoise Practices Using Lego Wheel Prosthetic Limb, Hare Won’t Know What Hit It [Video]

By Dan Van WinkleDec 2nd
World-Class Pianist Brought in to Romance Tortoises [Video]

By Glen TickleFeb 7th
Tortoise Eats The Heck Outta This Salad, Mercifully Time Lapsed [Video]

By Max EddyFeb 4th
This Turtle Sure Has a Hard Time Eating a Tomato [Video]

By Eric LimerDec 28th

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