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18 years ago she bought a pet tortoise. Now she thinks it’s the ‘worst decision’ she’s ever made

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 9th
Monday Cute: Take Cover, UFO Tortoise Lands in Pet Store

By Charline Jao Aug 14th
Two Tortoises Recreate Eyes Wide Shut on Fashion Week Runway

By Jessica Lachenal Feb 12th
Monday Cute: Lucy the Tortoise Has Teeny-Tiny Cucumber Noms

By Sam Maggs Jun 1st
A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 22nd
Tortoise Practices Using Lego Wheel Prosthetic Limb, Hare Won’t Know What Hit It [Video]

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 2nd
World-Class Pianist Brought in to Romance Tortoises [Video]

By Glen Tickle Feb 7th
Tortoise Eats The Heck Outta This Salad, Mercifully Time Lapsed [Video]

By Max Eddy Feb 4th
This Turtle Sure Has a Hard Time Eating a Tomato [Video]

By Eric Limer Dec 28th