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‘Cocaine Bear’ Walked So ‘Attack of the Meth Gator’ Could Crawl Out of a Toilet

By Mar 28th
Sharknado Fans: Want A Chance To Show Off Your Artwork At This Year’s San Diego Comic-Con?

By Jun 20th
Sharknado Sequel Given Title That’s as Dumb as You’d Expect

By Aug 9th
We’re All Going to Need Bigger Helicopters: Sharknado Coming to Theaters

By Jul 26th
Watch the Trailer for Pacific Rim Mockbuster… Wait For It… Atlantic Rim [VIDEO]

By May 17th
LOTR Ripoff Age of the Hobbits Is Changing Its Name, Warner Bros. Is Still Suing Just to Be Sure

By Dec 13th
LOTR Ripoff, Age of The Hobbits, Claims Hobbits Are Real, Sticks Tongue Out At New Line Cinema

By Oct 18th
Sherlock Holmes Battles Dinosaurs!

By Jan 25th