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A Tesla owner pressed one button on a Supercharger handle and thought she’d found a secret, but longtime drivers had known for years

By Kristine Millonte Oct 17th
Tesla’s new flying car guarantees excitement, not success: ‘Not necessarily safety optimized’

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 17th
Pasadena Cybertruck owner shocked to see elderly driver key his car ‘for no reason at all,’ TikTok thinks he’s jealous

By Jordan Collins Sep 29th
Alleged Tesla thief flees after crash, but barefoot bystanders did not let him get far

By KD Rossly Sep 16th
Man in stolen Tesla speeds down San Diego boardwalk before trying to flee, then people he almost ran down start chasing him

By Jordan Collins Sep 16th
Man Says a Guy Approached Him to Fix Dents in His Car. His First Thought Was That He’d Caused Them, Then He Checked the Cameras

By Sanchari Ghosh Aug 26th
Tesla Crashes Into Home in Texas Killing a 76yo Woman, the Driver Alleges the Car Was in Driver-Assist Mode

By Jordan Collins Jun 24th
Elon Musk jets off to China with Trump after judge tells him to stay put for trial, leaving court in the dust

By Terrina Jairaj May 15th
‘Welcome to the Dystopia of America’: Beverly Hills MAGA Karen in a Tesla threatens to get a man ‘deported’ after a road rage meltdown

By Kopal Oct 25th
‘Like bro teslas are not that expensive’: Black man says he’s been racially profiled at Tesla showroom—multiple times

By Mustafa Gatollari Aug 27th
‘I would never trust this’: Woman calls cops on Tesla driver for keeping her dog in the car on hot day. She didn’t realize ‘Dog Mode’ was on

By Claire Goforth May 20th
‘I never knew’: Woman rents her Tesla on Turo. Then she gets a DM asking her to bring it to a park

By Gisselle Hernandez May 16th
‘I really can not believe this is happening’: Woman buys Tesla and drives it home. Then the dealership calls her 3 weeks later

By Gisselle Hernandez May 15th
Elon’s Tesla insurance won’t fault you for fake forward collision warnings after class action lawsuit

By Jorge Aguilar Apr 7th
As Elon Musk’s empire implodes, the world’s richest victim blames the rules he once loved

By Omar Apr 6th
Elon Musk’s alleged baby mama claims she has to sell her Tesla to make up for child support losses

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 4th
Finally! Donald Trump says Elon Musk will be leaving soon

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 3rd
Adam Kinzinger mocks ‘absolute child’ Trump over Tesla woes

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 27th
Trump touting prison sentences for Tesla vandals doubles down on his frail ego

By Sarah Fimm Mar 21st
Does Elon Musk want war with China?

By Jordan Collins Mar 21st