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‘Welcome to the Dystopia of America’: Beverly Hills MAGA Karen in a Tesla threatens to get a man ‘deported’ after a road rage meltdown

By Oct 25th
‘Like bro teslas are not that expensive’: Black man says he’s been racially profiled at Tesla showroom—multiple times

By Aug 27th
‘I would never trust this’: Woman calls cops on Tesla driver for keeping her dog in the car on hot day. She didn’t realize ‘Dog Mode’ was on

By May 20th
‘I never knew’: Woman rents her Tesla on Turo. Then she gets a DM asking her to bring it to a park

By May 16th
‘I really can not believe this is happening’: Woman buys Tesla and drives it home. Then the dealership calls her 3 weeks later

By May 15th
Elon’s Tesla insurance won’t fault you for fake forward collision warnings after class action lawsuit

By Apr 7th
As Elon Musk’s empire implodes, the world’s richest victim blames the rules he once loved

By Apr 6th
Elon Musk’s alleged baby mama claims she has to sell her Tesla to make up for child support losses

By Apr 4th
Finally! Donald Trump says Elon Musk will be leaving soon

By Apr 3rd
Adam Kinzinger mocks ‘absolute child’ Trump over Tesla woes

By Mar 27th
Trump touting prison sentences for Tesla vandals doubles down on his frail ego

By Mar 21st
Does Elon Musk want war with China?

By Mar 21st
Fargo Tesla charging station fire suspected to be arson

By Mar 21st
‘WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!’: Donald Trump screeches that anyone who harms a Tesla will face decades behind bars

By Mar 21st
Are Tesla owners in danger? Personal information of everyone who bought one of Elon’s cars is leaked online amid wave of vehicular vandalism

By Mar 20th
‘Brand tornado crisis moment’: Elon Musk’s Tesla meltdown continues with massive Cybertruck recall and ongoing stock crash

By Mar 20th
‘If you need a little boost, check out Tesla stock’: Tim Walz has the ultimate anti-depressant as Tesla implodes

By Mar 19th
Donald Trump wants Americans to buy Teslas even though many can’t afford the price of eggs

By Mar 13th
Donald descends on free speech as Elon’s honeymoon period hits a billion-dollar snag

By Mar 13th
Donald Trump read from a sales pitch for his Tesla advertisement at the White House

By Mar 13th