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Man eats steak to prove he’s not gay, gets roasted by the internet.

By Mar 23rd
‘Your first mistake was going to a chain steakhouse restaurant’: Woman goes to California Texas Roadhouse. Then she cuts her steak–and is disgusted

By Oct 22nd
‘Chilis would never’: California Applebee’s customer orders 8-ounce medium rare steak. Then she sees what she gets

By Aug 6th
‘My dad was a victim’: Woman says her father spent $180 on the parking lot ribeyes

By May 15th
Heroic Woman Inhales 144 Oz. of Steak In Under Twenty Minutes, Ron Swanson Hangs Head In Shame

By Jan 26th
Oklahoma State University Discovers New Steak, Trying To Patent It

By May 22nd