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Chicago Woman Goes on a Hinge Date at a Dark Brazilian Steakhouse and ends up almost Dying. But Her Date Only Cared About $50 Wasted

By Kopal May 25th
Man eats steak to prove he’s not gay, gets roasted by the internet.

By Sarah Fimm Mar 23rd
‘Your first mistake was going to a chain steakhouse restaurant’: Woman goes to California Texas Roadhouse. Then she cuts her steak–and is disgusted

By Claire Goforth Oct 22nd
‘Chilis would never’: California Applebee’s customer orders 8-ounce medium rare steak. Then she sees what she gets

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Aug 6th
‘My dad was a victim’: Woman says her father spent $180 on the parking lot ribeyes

By Claire Goforth May 15th
Heroic Woman Inhales 144 Oz. of Steak In Under Twenty Minutes, Ron Swanson Hangs Head In Shame

By Carolyn Cox Jan 26th
Oklahoma State University Discovers New Steak, Trying To Patent It

By Eric Limer May 22nd