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Cartels Are Using a Famous Norwegian Striker’s Face To Mark Their Shipments, and a New Bust in Ecuador Just Exposed the Scale of the Operation

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 14th
Louisiana Woman Skips One Appointment, Everyone Told Her Not to Worry. Months Later, a 6-Centimeter Mass Is Sitting on Her Heart: ‘Get Ready With Me’

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 18th
Fans Are Convinced the Trump Curse Is Real After His Attempt to Meddle in the World Cup Ended in a Brutal US Defeat

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 8th
Argentina Coach Scaloni Breaks Protocol in Arlington to Honor the Only Man Who Has Seen Every World Cup Since 1958

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Footballers Claim the World Cup Grass Feels Like Plastic, Raising Questions About the Safety of the Tournament’s Engineering

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 26th
Jude Bellingham Avoids the Same Fate as Miguel Almiron, Exposing the Confusing Reality of FIFA’s New Anti-Abuse Rule

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 26th
Amidst Visa Battles and Strict Travel Bans, Iran’s Team Makes an Unusual Gesture After Their Latest World Cup Match

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 25th
Amazon Workers Asked for a Raise to Cover Soaring Rent, but Management Handed Them an Inflatable Soccer Goal Instead

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 18th
Prince William explains why he keeps refusing his three kids’ adorable request to follow in his footsteps

By Ewan Selmes Mar 14th
A HUGE Name Is Missing From the U.S. Women’s Olympic Soccer Team

By Autumn Alston Jun 27th
Spanish Soccer Head Finally Resigns After Non-Consensual Kiss Darkened Spain’s Huge World Cup Win

By Autumn Alston Sep 12th
Spanish Soccer Federation Is Trying To Make Jenni Hermoso the Bad Guy

By Brooke Pollock Aug 29th
Spanish Soccer Head Apologizes for Kissing World Cup Winner Without Consent

By Julia Glassman Aug 23rd
French Women’s World Cup Ad Twist Brilliantly Highlights the Double Standard in Sports

By Brooke Pollock Jul 18th
The Eight Greatest Soccer Anime of All Time, According to a Soccer Mom

By Sarah Fimm Jun 5th
Why ‘Ted Lasso’s Tribute to the Real-Life Inspiration for Trent Crimm Was So Moving

By Teresa Jusino Apr 7th
That ‘Ted Lasso’ Match Had Me Experiencing Déjà Vu

By El Kuiper Apr 7th
You’ll Soon Be Able to Live Out Your ‘Ted Lasso’ Dreams in ‘FIFA 23’

By Alyssa Shotwell Sep 22nd
U.S. Soccer Announces Historic Deal To Pay Men’s and Women’s Teams Equally

By Vivian Kane May 18th
Let’s Speculate About What This Ted Lasso Premier League Deal Might Mean for Season 3

By Vivian Kane Oct 5th