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Prince William explains why he keeps refusing his three kids’ adorable request to follow in his footsteps

By Ewan Selmes Mar 14th
A HUGE Name Is Missing From the U.S. Women’s Olympic Soccer Team

By Autumn Alston Jun 27th
Spanish Soccer Head Finally Resigns After Non-Consensual Kiss Darkened Spain’s Huge World Cup Win

By Autumn Alston Sep 12th
Spanish Soccer Federation Is Trying To Make Jenni Hermoso the Bad Guy

By Brooke Pollock Aug 29th
Spanish Soccer Head Apologizes for Kissing World Cup Winner Without Consent

By Julia Glassman Aug 23rd
French Women’s World Cup Ad Twist Brilliantly Highlights the Double Standard in Sports

By Brooke Pollock Jul 18th
The Eight Greatest Soccer Anime of All Time, According to a Soccer Mom

By Sarah Fimm Jun 5th
Why ‘Ted Lasso’s Tribute to the Real-Life Inspiration for Trent Crimm Was So Moving

By Teresa Jusino Apr 7th
That ‘Ted Lasso’ Match Had Me Experiencing Déjà Vu

By El Kuiper Apr 7th
You’ll Soon Be Able to Live Out Your ‘Ted Lasso’ Dreams in ‘FIFA 23’

By Alyssa Shotwell Sep 22nd
U.S. Soccer Announces Historic Deal To Pay Men’s and Women’s Teams Equally

By Vivian Kane May 18th
Let’s Speculate About What This Ted Lasso Premier League Deal Might Mean for Season 3

By Vivian Kane Oct 5th
Here’s Why the Entire World Is Freaking Out About Soccer’s “Super League”

By Lyra Hale Apr 20th
Justice! Soccer Fans Finally Convicted for Unbelievably Racist Harassment on Paris Train

By Vivian Kane Jan 5th
Things We Saw Today: Confuse Yourself With This Westworld Mystery Question Supercut

By Jessica Lachenal Dec 9th
U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Players Make Federal Complaint of Wage Discrimination

By Carolyn Cox Apr 1st
American Astronauts Get Heads Shaved After World Cup Defeat

By Glen Tickle Jun 30th
American and German Astronauts Play Soccer in Space, Have a Head-Shaving Bet on Today’s World Cup Match

By Glen Tickle Jun 26th
Game of Thrones Soccer Outfits So You Can Pretend You Care About the World Cup

By Rebecca Pahle Jun 24th
Dear British People: Stop Making Fun of Us for Saying “Soccer,” Because You Invented the Word

By Victoria McNally Jun 10th