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Let’s Speculate About What This Ted Lasso Premier League Deal Might Mean for Season 3

By Vivian KaneOct 5th
Here’s Why the Entire World Is Freaking Out About Soccer’s “Super League”

By Lyra HaleApr 20th
Justice! Soccer Fans Finally Convicted for Unbelievably Racist Harassment on Paris Train

By Vivian KaneJan 5th
Things We Saw Today: Confuse Yourself With This Westworld Mystery Question Supercut

By Jessica LachenalDec 9th
U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Players Make Federal Complaint of Wage Discrimination

By Carolyn CoxApr 1st
American Astronauts Get Heads Shaved After World Cup Defeat

By Glen TickleJun 30th
American and German Astronauts Play Soccer in Space, Have a Head-Shaving Bet on Today’s World Cup Match

By Glen TickleJun 26th
Game of Thrones Soccer Outfits So You Can Pretend You Care About the World Cup

By Rebecca PahleJun 24th
Dear British People: Stop Making Fun of Us for Saying “Soccer,” Because You Invented the Word

By Victoria McNallyJun 10th
Science Finally Proves That Lumberjacking Is More Manly Than Sports

By Jonah FeldmanAug 14th
Man Plays Soccer for 90 Minutes Without Realizing There’s a Bullet Lodged in His Skull

By Jonah FeldmanJun 19th
We’ve Found Will Smith’s Weakness! Watch The Fresh Prince Be Bad At Soccer!

By Glen TickleMay 26th
We Love Playing Games, But Why Do Humans Play At All?

By Glen TickleMar 24th
SOCCKET Power-Generating Soccer Ball Gets a Kickstarter to Expand Distribution

By Ian ChantMar 1st
Watch Kids Play “Flaming Fireball” A.K.A. Soccer with a Flaming Coconut [Video]

By Mike EpsteinOct 14th
Exec. Producer of FIFA’s Video Games Says No Women This Year, Will Happen “At Some Point”

By Susana PoloAug 23rd
Is There A Future For Women’s Professional Soccer?

By Jill PantozziJul 6th
There is Nothing on the Internet, Please Accept This Video of a Baby Elephant Playing Soccer

By Susana PoloMay 31st
U.S. Women’s Professional Soccer Permanently Suspends League

By Jill PantozziMay 21st
U.S. Women’s Soccer In Danger Of Losing Its Professional Status

By Jill PantozziDec 2nd