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Taxpayer Money Flushed Away as Ivanka and Jared Refused To Let Secret Service Use Their Bathrooms

By Jan 14th
Over 130 Secret Service Agents Have COVID Because Trump Is a Monster

By Nov 13th
Totally Unshocking News: Trump Has Reportedly Used Up the Secret Service’s Entire Budget for the Year

By Aug 21st
The Secret Service Wants to Buy a Sarcasm Detector, We Bet That Will Work out Sooo Well

By Jun 4th
Some Aaron Swartz Secret Service Documents Released

By Aug 13th
Today in Geek History: Secret Service Raids Steve Jackson Games

By Mar 1st
Alabama Geometry Teacher Uses Obama Assassination to Teach Students about Angles

By May 18th