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Trump calls Putin ‘very nice’ again and takes credit for Russia pausing its Kyiv assault — for 1 week

By Feb 1st
Donald Trump finds Ukrainians suffering in freezing temperatures ‘pretty amazing’ — because empathy was never his strong suit

By Jan 26th
Putin gets a seat on Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ while Trump blasts Russia over Greenland — his reasoning is as ridiculous as you’d expect

By Jan 23rd
‘The US needs Greenland for what again?’: Trump is now suggesting Russia and China are not enemies and NATO is the ‘real threat’

By Jan 22nd
‘Board of criminals’: Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ hits a snag as Zelenskyy refuses to join, citing the inclusion of aggressors like Russia

By Jan 21st
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 20th
‘Accidentally told the truth for once’: Donald Trump says that it is ‘standard’ for Steve Witkoff to be coaching Russians to ‘appeal’ to him

By Nov 27th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Nov 24th
Donald Trump’s ‘peace plan’ for Ukraine is just a 28-point surrender note to Russia

By Nov 24th
Putin’s still strumming Trump ‘like a guitar in a thrift store’ as the two plot another so-called Ukraine peace meeting

By Oct 17th
Love truly is fleeting: Donald Trump’s now calling for NATO to shoot down Russian planes

By Sep 24th
Vice President JD Vance accused of ‘using his child’ as a shield against pro-Ukraine protestors

By Mar 10th
Latest Political Tea: Donald Trump takes aim at gay marriage after bullying Zelenskyy and coddling Musk

By Mar 7th
‘Cruelty is the point’: Trump wants to send 240,000 Ukrainian refugees back to their war-torn home

By Mar 6th
As tariffs kick in and Trump withholds military aid to Ukraine, the White House eyes sanction relief for real ally

By Mar 4th
‘Trump is a Russian asset’: Even a U.K. conservative MP sees America’s problem for what it is

By Mar 4th
Jasmine Crockett deems Trump as ‘an enemy to the United States’ — and she could be right

By Mar 4th
‘Russia invaded Ukraine!’: Jasmine Crockett dares Republicans to acknowledge this simple fact about the war

By Feb 28th
Trump’s Gold Card citizenship feels like a slimy way to make the rich even richer

By Feb 26th