The third Hellboy movie, now starring Stranger Things' David Harbour and lots of red prosthetics, is being eviscerated in early critical reactions. While audiences haven't weighed in on this one yet, if the reviews are any indication, you may want to stay far away.Read More
3/5 fancy collars
The film may not go as deep as it could have, but it's still a decently told story of the early career of an incredible woman. If you're looking for a movie to watch with your family over the holidays, this is definitely a solid choice.Read More
Three out of five Tilda Swintons.
Suspiria is a delirious symphony of a film.Read More
If there's one constant The Good Place has shown, it's change. This is a show that is constantly painting itself into corners only to explode the whole room (and sometimes the very reality of rooms in general). The latest episode, which is hands down the best of the season so far (and I'm not just saying that because it gave us shirtless Chidi), does that yet again, essentially resetting the entire premise. Again.Read More
2.5 out of 5 close-ups of Ryan Gosling's big blue eyes.
I'm glad they decided against making it a story of American exceptionalism, but as with most historical films, they decide to focus mostly on white men.Read More
The Good Place returns tonight for its third season, and if there was any doubt, it's just as perfect as ever. For two years now, this has been one of the best shows on television, hilarious and kind and full of surprises. This is a show that has repeatedly reinvented itself right in front of our eyes, and season three is no different.Read More
Because no one cares what an old white guy thinks of A Wrinkle in Time.
Review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes is making steps towards diversifying their critics roster after it was revealed that the majority of critics on the site were cis white men (what a shocker).Read More
The film is forgettable at its best.
The problem with Slender Man is that it's simply not a good movie. You can guess the scares before they happen. There was a chance here to make a truly frightening film about a popular urban legend, but it comes too late and marked by too much tragedy for it to work.Read More
3 out of 5 diamond necklaces.
For all its failings, Ocean's 8 is still a nice piece of summer fluff. The disappointment is that was merely good, and not great.Read More
4 out of 5 Millennium Falcons.
Solo is a caper of a movie—really, a series of capers—that takes you through a galaxy far, far away mostly unconcerned with intergalactic warfare, the balance of light and dark Force-sides, or anyone named Skywalker. Solo wants to have fun, and it succeeds.Read More
3.5 out of 5 stars
It's exciting when a film has a strong and unique vision, both visually and with regard to story. Terminal, written and directed by first-time feature director, Vaughn Stein, and starring Margot Robbie, is one such film. However, when a film is so idiosyncratic, stylized, and unique, the filmmaker is taking a chance that the audience will be into exactly those things, which isn't always the case.Read More
4 out of 5 Infinity Stones.
I’ve been writing about Infinity War for the better part of a year, but I was not prepared for what it had in store. I stared at it slack-jawed for the last ten minutes, astonished at the places where Marvel took this movie.Read More
3.5 out of 5 Jaegers.
Pacific Rim Uprising is a loud, ridiculous film about giant fighting robots and massive monsters from an interdimensional portal under the ocean. It's totally over-the-top, and it's also the most fun I've had at the movies in ages.Read More
4 out of 5 stars.
In her new film, Keep the Change, writer-director Rachel Israel breathes new life into the romantic comedy by centering a community largely ignored in romantic storytelling: adults with autism.Read More
2.5 out of 5 tesseracts.
I really wanted to love Ava DuVernay's adaptation of the Madeleine L'Engle classic A Wrinkle in Time. That I don't love it is because it wasn't made with me in mind. But I'm left wondering who this movie's audience is meant to be, and hoping that they find it.Read More
3 out of 5 stars.
Annihilation is one of those films with a concept that seems like it's right up my alley, so I've been excited about it since it was announced. Female-led sci-fi? Check. Mysterious entity the women have to figure out? Check. I went in prepared to love it. I merely liked it, and somehow that feels worse than if it were bad.Read More
The first reviews are in!
We knew the first Twitter reactions were good, but the official reviews for Ryan Coogler's Wakandan superhero epic are out of this world.Read More
I've seen the first two episodes of TNT's star-studded adaptation of The Alienist and I'm here to say that I wish I had access to more.Read More
Everyone’s Entitled to Their Opinion, But This Guy Who Singlehandedly Killed Lady Bird’s Rotten Tomatoes Record Is the Worst
A beautiful movie earned a much-deserved title, and some dude who couldn't even get the genre right just had to come in well, actually all over it.Read More
4.5 out of 5 blue lightsabers.
It's hard to know where to start reviewing The Last Jedi, because so much happens in this movie that I have whiplash. But I'm happy about it. The Mary Sue's spoiler-free review, ahead.Read More