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‘The lack of humanity nowadays’: Woman says someone had fatal medical emergency on her flight. She can’t believe what she caught another passenger doing

By Nov 25th
‘I feel like these companies need better management’: Cleveland woman’s uncle passes away. Then she tries to stop AT&T from billing his account

By Oct 15th
‘Verizon does the same thing’: AT&T customer opens her phone bill. Then she says a $200 mystery charge was added

By Jun 15th
Afraid To Be Away From Your Phone For Even One Goddamn Second? You Might Need the noPhone

By Aug 22nd
Priest Receiving Texts From Demon With Apparently Great Phone Plan

By Aug 15th
Non-Smartphones Could Be All But Extinct in the U.S., Says Recent Consumer Poll

By Apr 22nd
UNICEF Tap Project Trades Time on Your Phone for Clean Water for Children

By Mar 13th
Mark Zuckerberg And His Plan To Bring Free Internet To The World

By Feb 24th
11 Things You Should Never Do to Your Phone (We Did Them All to the Sonim XP5560 Bolt)

By Jan 31st
T-Mobile Sends Out Press Release That Reads Like An Onion Article, Slams AT&T Using Star Wars Jokes

By Jan 29th
Is Your Cellphone NSA-Proof? No? Well, This One Is

By Jan 16th
The City of Leeds Will Be Painting Their Iconic Phone Booths TARDIS Blue

By Jul 2nd
Choose Your Own SexVenture With Déjàmor’s Sexy Tales Phone Message Service

By Jul 1st
Watch the Facebook Phone Announcement Live Stream Right Here

By Apr 4th
Virgin Mobile Warned About Security Issue, Doesn’t Bother Fixing It

By Sep 18th
Palm Reading Technology Could Unlock Your Next Cell Phone

By Sep 5th
1 in 6 U.K. Phones Contaminated with Fecal Bacteria

By Oct 14th
FCC Rules All Cellphones Must Have GPS by 2018

By Oct 5th
Elfoid: A Human-Shaped Phone That Tickles You When it Rings

By Mar 4th
Samsung Phone Manual Tells Customers How to Fake Incoming Calls

By Jan 19th