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Woman picks up girl’s Nike Hoodie at Dick’s Sporting Goods. Then she walks over to the boys’ section: ‘I’m so fed up’

By Dec 31st
Massachusetts woman goes to factory outlet mall, shops $130 Nike jacket. Then she takes a closer look: ‘I was just at Marshall’s and they did this’

By Dec 29th
‘Me after finding out what Nike REALLY stands for’: Man throws his shoes away. Then he reveals the weird reason why

By May 31st
‘Everything’s Showing’: Athletes Mock Nike’s Women’s Olympic Track Uniform

By Apr 19th
Nike Should Watch ‘Air’ Before Moving Forward With AI-Designed Sneakers

By Apr 12th
‘Powerpuff Girls’ Dunks 2023 Release Date, Price, and More

By Dec 12th
Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner Put Their Differences Aside for a Space Jam: A New Legacy Collaboration With Xbox and Nike

By Jul 2nd
Things We Saw Today: I’m Obsessed With This Intentionally Hideous Ad for Nike Shoes

By May 31st
Meet MariSole, The Sneaker Savvy Air Jordan 1 Savant!

By Apr 20th
Things We Saw Today: Nike Made a Hands-Free Shoe and It’s Amazing

By Feb 2nd
Republicans Are Mad at Nike and Colin Kaepernick Again

By Jul 2nd
Nike Wants Female Athletes to Dream Big—Until They Get Pregnant

By May 14th
Dear Oscars Academy, Please Create a Special Category for This Powerful Nike Ad That Ran During the Show

By Feb 25th
Nike Broadens Our Vision of Athleticism For Pride By Showcasing Mother Leiomy—the Wonder Woman of Vogue

By Jun 23rd
Nike’s Self-Lacing Back to the Future Shoes Coming in November, Budget Accordingly

By Sep 21st
Nike Designer Takes A Run At The Game of Thrones House Sigils

By Sep 5th
Nike Celebrates Title IX by Reminding Us That It Wasn’t Easy For Women Who Just Wanted to “Play Ball” [Video]

By Jun 25th
Nike Invents Shoe for Prosthetic Legs, Can Now Sell Shoes to People Without Feet

By Feb 7th
Nike Files Patent for Self-Lacing Sneakers, [Insert Back to the Future II Reference]

By Aug 26th
Nike Awkwardly Ushers In The Future Of Pinball Machines With World Cup Promotion [Video]

By Jul 5th