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‘There’s literally signs everywhere’: Couple goes on date to Miami Beach Botanical Garden. Then everyone says it’s a terrible idea for this one reason

By Rebekah Harding Jun 3rd
‘We never stole a dollar’ say Miami cops suing Damon and Affleck as their Netflix movie sparks a reputation war

By Terrina Jairaj May 13th
Miami woman makes a dinner reservation, gets dressed up for first date. Then the hostess tells her something shocking

By Melody Heald Apr 24th
From catfishing to patronizing takes on her appearance by a looksmaxxer, this woman just went through the holy grail of tinder date fails

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Woman from Miami asks looksmaxxer Tinder match on a ramen date, then discovers he looks nothing like his TikTok videos: ‘He’s ickmaxxing’

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 22nd
Epstein’s old friend just punished homeless children to settle a score with the Pope

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘I didn’t know this was an option’: Women go out to dinner in Miami. Then they find a clever way to get someone to cover their bill

By Gisselle Hernandez Mar 25th
Women get rejected from Miami club because of their outfits. Then they reveal what they wore—and people can’t understand why

By Melody Heald Mar 15th
Miami influencer agrees to go on a double date with a pick-me girl and ends up having a fallout over their outfit choices: ‘She wanted your man’

By Kopal Mar 10th
‘She sounds drunk’: Woman on an American Airlines flight from Miami plays video without earphones, then gets escorted by authorities

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 10th
‘I am completely distraught’: Miami bride books venue over 2 years in advance. Then 2 months before her wedding they tell her they double-booked

By Rachel Thomas Mar 4th
Miami woman brought a family heirloom to Chicago airport and loses it to the TSA. But why is nobody feeling bad for her?

By Kopal Feb 11th
Miami’s 30-year Republican streak just met its end, and Sleepy Don is gonna hate it

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 15th
‘This is so dangerous’: Realtor comes across $3,000 a month apartment in Miami. Then she looks across the street

By Charlotte Colombo Nov 13th
‘The way you checked the card right away’: Miami woman hosts gender reveal party. She didn’t expect her mom to sabotage her big moment

By Rebekah Harding Nov 8th
‘Ur mom making it worse is SENDING ME’: Man flies from Miami to New Jersey. Then he survives the ‘flight from hell’

By Rebekah Harding Oct 17th
‘This is getting wayyy out of hand. This is 100% absurd’: Guest checks into Miami La Quinta. Then they see new check-in process

By Charlotte Colombo Jul 30th
Florida mayor attempts to destroy local cinema for screening a 2025 Oscars champion

By Tom Disalvo Mar 13th
Miami School Threatens to Fire Teachers Who Get the COVID-19 Vaccine

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 27th
Miami Is Full Of Foot-Long Giant African Land Snails

By Carolyn Cox Jan 24th