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Epstein’s old friend just punished homeless children to settle a score with the Pope

By Apr 17th
‘I didn’t know this was an option’: Women go out to dinner in Miami. Then they find a clever way to get someone to cover their bill

By Mar 25th
Women get rejected from Miami club because of their outfits. Then they reveal what they wore—and people can’t understand why

By Mar 15th
Miami influencer agrees to go on a double date with a pick-me girl and ends up having a fallout over their outfit choices: ‘She wanted your man’

By Mar 10th
‘She sounds drunk’: Woman on an American Airlines flight from Miami plays video without earphones, then gets escorted by authorities

By Mar 10th
‘I am completely distraught’: Miami bride books venue over 2 years in advance. Then 2 months before her wedding they tell her they double-booked

By Mar 4th
Miami woman brought a family heirloom to Chicago airport and loses it to the TSA. But why is nobody feeling bad for her?

By Feb 11th
Miami’s 30-year Republican streak just met its end, and Sleepy Don is gonna hate it

By Dec 15th
‘This is so dangerous’: Realtor comes across $3,000 a month apartment in Miami. Then she looks across the street

By Nov 13th
‘The way you checked the card right away’: Miami woman hosts gender reveal party. She didn’t expect her mom to sabotage her big moment

By Nov 8th
‘Ur mom making it worse is SENDING ME’: Man flies from Miami to New Jersey. Then he survives the ‘flight from hell’

By Oct 17th
‘This is getting wayyy out of hand. This is 100% absurd’: Guest checks into Miami La Quinta. Then they see new check-in process

By Jul 30th
Florida mayor attempts to destroy local cinema for screening a 2025 Oscars champion

By Mar 13th
Miami School Threatens to Fire Teachers Who Get the COVID-19 Vaccine

By Apr 27th
Miami Is Full Of Foot-Long Giant African Land Snails

By Jan 24th
Possible Computer Glitch Causes All Doors in Florida Prison to Open

By Aug 16th
Florida Mayoral Candidate Plagued by Voodoo Curse, Because Florida

By Apr 10th