Miami woman poops in a bucket she uses as a toilet. Then allegedly hurls it at neighbor’s face after accusing her of sleeping with husband
Yuck.
The internet is no stranger to hearing about revenge stories on affair partners, but one woman’s retaliation might be a bit more disgusting than others. A woman in Miami is reportedly facing charges after she allegedly launched a bucket of her own feces on a woman she believes is her husband’s mistress. Yes, you read that right. Poop.
The incident happened at the Royal Country Mobile Homes neighborhood located on Northwest 200th Terrace in Miami, Florida, on the evening of Sept. 7. 50-year-old Yirsi Machado Rivera and the victim reportedly lived near each other in separate portions of a split trailer when Machado Rivera allegedly paid a visit to the victim’s residence and started banging on the door, per NBC Miami.
When the victim opened the door, Machado Rivera supposedly accused the other woman of having an affair with her husband. The confrontation escalated when Machado Rivera allegedly barged into the victim’s home before hurling a bucket that contained human feces at the victim. According to a Miami-Dade jail report, Machado Rivera had told a witness that she intentionally defecated in the bucket to throw it in the victim’s face.
Miami woman denies throwing poop
When Miami-Dade police officers arrived in response to the altercation, however, Machado Rivera gave a different account of the events. Reportedly, Machado Rivera claimed that she had been attempting to throw away a bucket of “caca,” which means poop in Spanish, that she had been using after her toilet broke down. Pooping in a bucket seems better than just releasing it at the side of a building, but how Machado Rivera ultimately disposed of it is questionable.
Machado Rivera later denied entering the victim’s home and insisted that she never threw the bucket of feces at her. Rather, Machado Rivera said she and the victim were in a dispute about the smell and claimed that the victim had hit her over the head with a bat, per the report.
Machado Rivera was eventually arrested and booked into jail. She appeared before a judge on Sept. 8. Judge Mindy Glazer, the presiding judge in the case, described the incident as “interesting” and gave a brief summary of the events during the court hearing: “So this is an interesting case, she thinks the neighbor is having relations with her husband so she pushes her way into the victim’s house and then throws poop on the victim, a bucket of poop.”
A bucket of poop, indeed. Now, Machado Rivera is being held without bond and has been court-ordered to stay away from the victim as she faces charges of battery and burglary of an occupied dwelling. The court had also appointed a public defender to represent her case moving forward.
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