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Today in the Darkest Timeline: Kentucky Fried Chicken Crocs

By Feb 12th
KFC Launched a Chicken Sandwich Into the Stratosphere, and None of You Told Me?

By Jul 9th
You Can Order KFC With Facial Recognition in China, But Maybe That’s Not Such a Hot Idea

By Dec 23rd
Watch Out, America. KFC Made Sunscreen (??) That Smells Like Fried Chicken (?!?)

By Aug 22nd
KFC’s Weird Streak Continues: This Box of Fried Chicken Has a USB Port

By Jun 22nd
KFC Launches a Nail Polish (!) That’s Edible (?) And Tastes Like Chicken (!?!?!?)

By May 5th
Double Down: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pulmonary Embolism

By Apr 16th