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Kash Patel’s bizarre defense of tweaked FBI hiring policy involving bestiality leaves senators stunned

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 16th
Kash Patel Loses ‘Googly-Eyed’ Federal Lawsuit Against Blogger

By Teresia Gray Jul 31st
Kash Patel’s Girlfriend Hits Back at Ethics Claims as She Joins the Lineup for a Trump-Led Celebration That Most Original Performers Abandoned

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 29th
The Secret Service Is Mad Kash Patel Torpedoed an Ongoing Drone Plot Investigation With a Premature Social Media Post

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
Kash Patel Says Local Police Blocked the FBI From the Nancy Guthrie Case for 4 Critical Days

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 11th
Disturbing New Details Reveal the Specific Political Litmus Tests Being Used to Purge the FBI

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 3rd
FBI Director Kash Patel’s Partner Rips Into Cable News Giant Over Report on a Security Detail That Allegedly Never Existed

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 2nd
Kash Patel-run Merchandise Website Allegedly Tries to Deceive People Into Downloading Malware, and They Are Protesting

By Sanchari Ghosh May 27th
SNL proves why it’s the best in the game with their Kash Patel impersonation by none other than Aziz Ansari

By Sanchari Ghosh May 7th
‘Trailblazer’ FBI Director Kash Patel Spoof Debuts on SNL Cold Open

By Vanessa Esguerra May 4th
‘He’s obviously unstable’: Kash Patel loses cool over question related to his defamation lawsuit, then Todd Blanche comes to his defense

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 29th
Chicago woman wins $280,000 in settlement after cop knocked out her teeth. Then she starts getting death threats: ‘be hanged from a tree’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
Epstein victim hits 2 balls with one shot, calls out Trump and Kash Patel for their inadequacy in the Epstein investigation

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 26th
‘He’s unfit- just like the rest’: Kash Patel’s Olympics conduct labeled ‘inappropriate’ as Former FBI Deputy publicly dismantles him

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 25th
Kash Patel Went to the Olympics. And Then He Was Sexist Towards Our Women’s Hockey Team.

By Myra Drake Feb 23rd
Deputy Attorney General’s declaration just proved that Kash Patel had been lying about the Epstein Files all along

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 2nd
Bombshell Epstein document reveals 10 co-conspirators, completely contradicting Kash Patel’s claim that none existed

By Kopal Dec 27th
‘This was a school problem’: Trump blames Brown University for the shooting, claims reporters should ask questions to the school, not him or the FBI

By Kopal Dec 17th
‘He doesn’t know what day it is’: In a weird moment, Kash Patel vows to capture suspect behind the National Guard shootings, while he’s already in custody

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 27th
Let the speculation begin — Thomas Massie just got Kash Patel to admit under oath that Epstein Files include ‘a high-profile government official’

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 19th