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‘We used to be a proper country’: Ohio woman pulls up to Walmart for discounted Halloween candy. She can’t believe her eyes

By Nov 6th
Real life villain, Greg Abbott, compares himself to Marvel hero because everything sucks

By Nov 1st
Good luck finding the big candy bars when Trick or Treating this year

By Oct 30th
‘I’m convinced they actually hate animals’: Minnesota woman dresses up her dog for PetSmart’s Halloween event. Then she shows up

By Oct 29th
Warner Bros. Halloween 2025 roster dominates with Sinners, One Battle After Another & Weapons

By Oct 27th
10 Family Friendly Halloween Movies On Netflix

By Oct 20th
‘I bet they have it printed out’: Alabama dad took his kids to Spirit Halloween. He was so freaked out, he wrote his congressman

By Oct 11th
‘As a night shifter…this stuff makes our job harder’: Florida Walmart worker finds ‘BooBasket’ on shelf. Then she issues a warning to shoppers

By Oct 4th
‘Why is candy cost more than steak?’: Woman goes shopping for Halloween candy at Walmart. Then she vows to keep her porch light off this year

By Oct 3rd
‘I’m sorry kids’: Texas woman goes to Home Depot for pumpkins. Then the price tag has her hoping Aldi will ‘save the day’

By Sep 20th
‘Not them trying to gaslight you’: Woman fills 2 Jack o’ Lantern buckets for 7-Eleven ‘bring your own cup’ day. Then she tries to checkout

By Sep 14th
‘Coming from the medical field, she is absolutely right!!’: Florida woman warns don’t go to Spirit Halloween and try on costumes. Then she reveals why

By Sep 1st
Rachel Zegler’s niche theatre Halloween costume is perfect

By Nov 1st
‘You’re supposed to dress up as something you’re not’: Megyn Kelly’s trashy Halloween costume is being roasted online

By Nov 1st
‘The Substance’ and ‘A Different Man’ are the perfect Halloween double feature this year

By Oct 29th
‘I hate Gay Halloween’: This year’s best Halloween trend is actually amazing

By Oct 29th
Our 15 Favorite Halloween Squishmallows This Year (Ranked Worst To Best)

By Oct 22nd
The Haunting of Hill House, Wendell & Wild, and 8 other spooktacular picks that’ll make you sleep with the lights on (if you can sleep at all)!

By Oct 14th
13 best horror classics for your Halloween binge

By Oct 13th
Adult Venus Fly Trap, Majestic Mermaid, and 8 other cursed sexy Halloween costumes that’ll haunt your dreams

By Oct 10th