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‘DORITOS count your days!!’: Woman looks at the fine print on Nacho Cheese Doritos bag. Then she whips out the scale

By Jun 18th
‘What the actual f—?’: Trump destroyed by the internet for ordering CDC, FDA to stop public communication

By Jan 23rd
‘The whole country is cooked’: Trump orders health agencies to stop communicating with public

By Jan 22nd
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’

By Oct 7th
The FDA’s First Over-the-Counter Birth Control Approval Is a Game-Changer for Reproductive Rights

By Jul 17th
Abortion Medication Becomes Temporarily Available Again—With Some Major Caveats

By Apr 14th
Thank You to the FDA for Telling Elon Musk He Can’t Put Chips in Our Brain

By Mar 3rd
We’re Holding Our Breath To See If Trump-Appointed Judge Removes Crucial Abortion Med From Market

By Feb 27th
Things We Saw Today: ‘Wakanda’ Series Explores Alternate Leaders for the Country, Starting With Shuri

By Jul 19th
FDA Now Accepting Blood From Gay and Bisexual Men as Long as They Haven’t Had Sex in 12 Months

By Dec 21st
Xbox Technology Is Helping Kids With Muscular Dystrophy Qualify for Clinical Trials

By Mar 24th
CDC Finds Vials of Smallpox the FDA Forgot it Had Lying Around

By Jul 8th
FDA Is Causing Poop Transplants to Get All Backed Up

By Jun 27th
FDA Recalls Homeopathic Products For Containing Actual Medicine

By Mar 27th
FDA Upset It Wasn’t Consulted On Urine-Testing iPhone App

By May 25th
FDA May Be Close to Approving Genetically Altered Salmon for Public Consumption

By Sep 8th
New Artificial Blood Could Make Warzone Blood Shortages Obsolete

By Jul 13th
Trending Terror: Mary Sue Eyes

By Jul 4th