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Latest Elon Musk Stories
  • Elon Musk raises his arms triumphantly.

    This Could Be the Thing That Finally Kills Twitter

    By Aug 18th
     
  • Elon Musk raises his arms triumphantly.

    Twitter Defends Account Sharing Child Abuse Imager as Person Trying To “Raise Awareness”

    By Aug 15th
     
  • Nelson pointing and laughing on The Simpsons.

    Elon Musk Will Now Let You Pay $8 To Hide Your Blue Check

    By Aug 3rd
     
  • A giant metal X on top of Twitter headquarters.

    Kanye West, Banned From Twitter for Antisemitic Posts, Allowed Back on ‘X’

    By Aug 1st
     
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    Elon Musk’s Latest Plea For Attention Could Physically Harm His Neighbors

    By Jul 31st
     
  • Elon Musk Allows Users Posting Child Pornography Back on Twitter Soon

    Elon Musk Reinstates Twitter Ghoul Who Posted Link to Child Pornography

    By Jul 28th
     
  • Elon Musk mugs and holds his fists above his head as if in victory.

    Elon Musk Seems To Be Deleting Notes That Fact-Check His Ramblings

    By Jul 26th
     
  • Elon Musk raises his arms and yells, wearing a Halloween costume consisting of red armor.

    Elon Musk’s ‘X’ Rebranding Is a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Waiting To Happen

    By Jul 25th
     
  • A screenshot of Elon Musk's Twitter profile.

    Twitter Rebranding to ‘X’ Clinches It: Billionaires Are Not Smart People

    By Jul 24th
     
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    Twitter Plans ‘X’ Rebrand—And the Reactions Are Priceless

    By Jul 24th
     
  • A meme featuring Elon Musk looking confident, saying

    Predictably, Twitter’s First Paid Creators Appear To Be Right-Wing Influencers

    By Jul 18th
     
  • Elon Musk attends Heidi Klum's 2022 Hallowe'en Party at Sake No Hana at Moxy LES on October 31, 2022 in New York City. He's wearing costume armor and smugly holding his arms up.

    Elon Musk Somehow Makes Twitter Even Worse by Limiting Tweets We Can Read

    By Jul 1st
     
  • Tesla CEO Elon Musk waves as he leaves the Phillip Burton Federal Building on January 24, 2023 in San Francisco, California.

    For Once, I Empathize With Elon Musk

    By Jun 27th
     
  • Elon Musk attends Heidi Klum's 2022 Hallowe'en Party at Sake No Hana at Moxy LES on October 31, 2022 in New York City. He's wearing costume armor and smugly holding his arms up.

    Elon Musk’s Mom Won’t Let Him Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg After All

    By Jun 27th
     
  • Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk's heads on Mortal Kombat characters

    Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Plan Cage Fight Instead of Solving World Hunger or Something

    By Jun 22nd
     
  • Elon Musk looks pensive.

    Cisgender Man Says ‘Cis’ Is Now A Slur on Twitter

    By Jun 21st
     
  • Elon Musk wears a tuxedo at the 2022 Met Gala

    Elon Musk Somehow Got Wrapped Up in Another PR Disaster Involving Submarines

    By Jun 21st
     
  • Twitter logo but poop. Image: Alyssa Shotwell.

    Apparently ‘Abortion Advocacy’ Is a Topic Twitter Is Censoring Now

    By Jun 16th
     
  • Elon Musk flexing like a doofus in weird armor at a Halloween party.

    Twitter’s New DM Restrictions Will Be Devastating for Journalists, Budding Artists, and So Many More

    By Jun 15th
     
  • Elon Musk sits outside, staring blankly into the distance, wearing a shirt reading

    Elon Musk is Doubling Down on Transphobia, Conspiracy Theories

    By Jun 12th
     
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