Skip to main content
SubscribeLogin
  • Twitter
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
  • Twitter
mascot-5
The Mary Sue
SubscribeLogin
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
Latest Elon Musk Stories
  • wario elon musk

    Elon Musk’s Latest Plea For Attention Could Physically Harm His Neighbors

    By Jul 31st
     
  • Elon Musk Allows Users Posting Child Pornography Back on Twitter Soon

    Elon Musk Reinstates Twitter Ghoul Who Posted Link to Child Pornography

    By Jul 28th
     
  • Elon Musk mugs and holds his fists above his head as if in victory.

    Elon Musk Seems To Be Deleting Notes That Fact-Check His Ramblings

    By Jul 26th
     
  • Elon Musk raises his arms and yells, wearing a Halloween costume consisting of red armor.

    Elon Musk’s ‘X’ Rebranding Is a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Waiting To Happen

    By Jul 25th
     
  • A screenshot of Elon Musk's Twitter profile.

    Twitter Rebranding to ‘X’ Clinches It: Billionaires Are Not Smart People

    By Jul 24th
     
  • wario elon musk

    Twitter Plans ‘X’ Rebrand—And the Reactions Are Priceless

    By Jul 24th
     
  • A meme featuring Elon Musk looking confident, saying

    Predictably, Twitter’s First Paid Creators Appear To Be Right-Wing Influencers

    By Jul 18th
     
  • Elon Musk attends Heidi Klum's 2022 Hallowe'en Party at Sake No Hana at Moxy LES on October 31, 2022 in New York City. He's wearing costume armor and smugly holding his arms up.

    Elon Musk Somehow Makes Twitter Even Worse by Limiting Tweets We Can Read

    By Jul 1st
     
  • Tesla CEO Elon Musk waves as he leaves the Phillip Burton Federal Building on January 24, 2023 in San Francisco, California.

    For Once, I Empathize With Elon Musk

    By Jun 27th
     
  • Elon Musk attends Heidi Klum's 2022 Hallowe'en Party at Sake No Hana at Moxy LES on October 31, 2022 in New York City. He's wearing costume armor and smugly holding his arms up.

    Elon Musk’s Mom Won’t Let Him Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg After All

    By Jun 27th
     
  • Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk's heads on Mortal Kombat characters

    Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Plan Cage Fight Instead of Solving World Hunger or Something

    By Jun 22nd
     
  • Elon Musk looks pensive.

    Cisgender Man Says ‘Cis’ Is Now A Slur on Twitter

    By Jun 21st
     
  • Elon Musk wears a tuxedo at the 2022 Met Gala

    Elon Musk Somehow Got Wrapped Up in Another PR Disaster Involving Submarines

    By Jun 21st
     
  • Twitter logo but poop. Image: Alyssa Shotwell.

    Apparently ‘Abortion Advocacy’ Is a Topic Twitter Is Censoring Now

    By Jun 16th
     
  • Elon Musk flexing like a doofus in weird armor at a Halloween party.

    Twitter’s New DM Restrictions Will Be Devastating for Journalists, Budding Artists, and So Many More

    By Jun 15th
     
  • Elon Musk sits outside, staring blankly into the distance, wearing a shirt reading

    Elon Musk is Doubling Down on Transphobia, Conspiracy Theories

    By Jun 12th
     
  • SpaceX founder Elon Musk during a T-Mobile and SpaceX joint event on August 25, 2022 in Boca Chica Beach, Texas.

    Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson Are Being Transphobic Online Again

    By Jun 5th
     
  • Corner of a phone with Elon Musk's Twitter profile visible on the screen.

    The Daily Wire’s New ‘Documentary’ Is Too Transphobic Even for Elon Musk

    By Jun 1st
     
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks from a podium.

    AOC Decries Extremely Creepy Copycat Twitter Account

    By Jun 1st
     
  • A phone displaying a tweet from Elon Musk announcing a Twitter Spaces event with Ron DeSantis.

    Ron DeSantis Got Exactly What He Deserved for Partnering Up With Elon Musk

    By May 25th
     
More Stories
Most Popular
  1. man sitting in chair

    'Project Hail Mary' Review: A Perfect New Space Adventure

  2. Even in Death, Women Still Get Hit Pieces Written About Them. It Just Happened to Carolyn Bessette.

  3. Chet Hanks Is an Internet Goldmine. And Yes, He's Still Stuck in Colombia.

  4. Pixar Cut an LGBTQ+ Storyline From 'Elio': "We’re Making a Movie, Not Hundreds of Millions of Dollars of Therapy"

You may also like:
  • Florida woman goes to Hooters for orientation. Then she reveals what all she got during onboarding

  • New York woman goes on date with doctor. Then he makes her do the one thing she begged him not to: ‘Bet he doesn’t listen to his patients either’

  • Woman finds pair of Louboutins at Goodwill. She looks at the price tag—and can’t believe her luck: ‘My goodwill would…charge at least $200’

  • Woman asks stranger to take photo of her and her boyfriend. She can’t believe what they tell her to her face: ‘Why would she say that?’

  • This Photorealistic Picture of George Washington Can’t Hurt You

  • What Happens If You Dispute a Charge With Your Credit Card?

Tips
Tips

Have a tip or story idea? Email us. Or to keep it anonymous, click here.

© 2026 The Mary Sue
About Us
Advertise
Privacy
Terms of Service
Accessibility
User Agreement
Ethics & Diversity Policy
Corrections Policy
Fact Checking Policy
Ownership
Contact