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It Sure Is Interesting Who Decided to Help Promote the Armie Hammer Movie

By Myra Drake Jul 8th
Elon Musk Is Beefing With Tom Holland (Not That One) Over The Odyssey

By Teresia Gray Jul 8th
Elon Musk’s Obsession With the New Armie Hammer Movie Isn’t That Surprising

By Aaron Perine Jul 6th
Tesla Crashes Into Home in Texas Killing a 76yo Woman, the Driver Alleges the Car Was in Driver-Assist Mode

By Jordan Collins Jun 24th
Elon Musk Is the World’s First Trillionaire. Disgusting

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 15th
Elon Musk Shared an AI Created Trailer for a Terrible Version of the Iliad

By Teresia Gray Jun 5th
Elon Musk Doesn’t Realize That He’s Part of What ‘The Boys’ Is Mocking

By Myra Drake May 22nd
Lupita Nyong’o Responds To Racist Odyssey Criticism

By Teresia Gray May 22nd
‘It’s a Deliberate Feature’: Elon Musk’s Child’s Mother Spills the Tea About Grok, Revealing Dark Details About Its Working

By Sanchari Ghosh May 21st
Elon Musk Lists a Bunch of White Men Playing Real Men of Color to Highlight a “Double Standard” Forgetting Helen of Troy Isn’t Real

By Teresia Gray May 19th
Elon Musk jets off to China with Trump after judge tells him to stay put for trial, leaving court in the dust

By Terrina Jairaj May 15th
Elon Musk’s Predictable Backlash to The Odyssey’s Lupita Nyong’o Casting

By Teresia Gray May 14th
For Some Reason, Elon Musk Is Weighing In on ‘Animal Farm’ and Predictably Missing the Point

By Sandeep Sandhu Apr 16th
Barron Trump ready to prove he’s the truest heir to the Trump empire, sets the clock ticking on his big get rich scheme

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Elon Musk Thinks Hollywood’s Biggest Night Is “Unwatchable.” All Because Someone Else Made an Idiotic Claim About the Godfather

By Teresia Gray Mar 18th
Elon Musk Has Linked Birth Control to Not Finding Henry Cavill Attractive

By Sarah Fimm Mar 15th
10 Creepy Epstein Bombshells About Trump and His Billionaire Buddies That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl

By Jonathan Wright Feb 9th
The Usual Suspects Are Mad Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing a Mythological Woman in ‘The Odyssey’

By Myra Drake Feb 2nd
Elon Musk’s daughter has made an important — and potentially damning — revelation about him tied to the Epstein investigation

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 2nd
After appearing multiple times in the Epstein Files, Elon Musk is now boldly calling for ‘prosecutions’

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 1st