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Elon Musk Lists a Bunch of White Men Playing Real Men of Color to Highlight a “Double Standard” Forgetting Helen of Troy Isn’t Real

By Teresia Gray May 19th
Elon Musk jets off to China with Trump after judge tells him to stay put for trial, leaving court in the dust

By Terrina Jairaj May 15th
Elon Musk’s Predictable Backlash to The Odyssey’s Lupita Nyong’o Casting

By Teresia Gray May 14th
For Some Reason, Elon Musk Is Weighing In on ‘Animal Farm’ and Predictably Missing the Point

By Sandeep Sandhu Apr 16th
Barron Trump ready to prove he’s the truest heir to the Trump empire, sets the clock ticking on his big get rich scheme

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Elon Musk Thinks Hollywood’s Biggest Night Is “Unwatchable.” All Because Someone Else Made an Idiotic Claim About the Godfather

By Teresia Gray Mar 18th
Elon Musk Has Linked Birth Control to Not Finding Henry Cavill Attractive

By Sarah Fimm Mar 15th
10 Creepy Epstein Bombshells About Trump and His Billionaire Buddies That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl

By Jonathan Wright Feb 9th
The Usual Suspects Are Mad Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing a Mythological Woman in ‘The Odyssey’

By Myra Drake Feb 2nd
Elon Musk’s daughter has made an important — and potentially damning — revelation about him tied to the Epstein investigation

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 2nd
After appearing multiple times in the Epstein Files, Elon Musk is now boldly calling for ‘prosecutions’

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 1st
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Kopal Jan 19th
‘Always Breaking Up’: Trump Calls Elon Musk ‘80 Per Cent’ Super Genius and ‘20 Per Cent’ He Makes Mistakes in New Video

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 6th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Kopal Jan 4th
Elon Musk Wants You to Ditch Your Doctors and Go to Grok Instead

By Kopal Jan 2nd
Elon Musk flips just a week after he called Zohran Mamdani the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 4th
‘I could not think of a man more worthy’: Elon Musk says Zohran Mamdani is the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 27th
‘So…. Elon?’: Looks like Trump has a wealthy ‘donor’ friend who could help amidst the government shutdown, but there might be a catch

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 16th
‘He’d be the host’: The Late Jane Goodall wished to blast Elon Musk and Trump into space

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 10th
‘Most propagandized website on Earth:’ Elon Musk’s post backfires, as people give him a taste of his medicine

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 5th