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10 Creepy Epstein Bombshells About Trump and His Billionaire Buddies That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl

By Feb 9th
The Usual Suspects Are Mad Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing a Mythological Woman in ‘The Odyssey’

By Feb 2nd
Elon Musk’s daughter has made an important — and potentially damning — revelation about him tied to the Epstein investigation

By Feb 2nd
After appearing multiple times in the Epstein Files, Elon Musk is now boldly calling for ‘prosecutions’

By Feb 1st
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Jan 19th
‘Always Breaking Up’: Trump Calls Elon Musk ‘80 Per Cent’ Super Genius and ‘20 Per Cent’ He Makes Mistakes in New Video

By Jan 6th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Jan 4th
Elon Musk Wants You to Ditch Your Doctors and Go to Grok Instead

By Jan 2nd
Elon Musk flips just a week after he called Zohran Mamdani the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Nov 4th
‘I could not think of a man more worthy’: Elon Musk says Zohran Mamdani is the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Oct 27th
‘So…. Elon?’: Looks like Trump has a wealthy ‘donor’ friend who could help amidst the government shutdown, but there might be a catch

By Oct 16th
‘He’d be the host’: The Late Jane Goodall wished to blast Elon Musk and Trump into space

By Oct 10th
‘Most propagandized website on Earth:’ Elon Musk’s post backfires, as people give him a taste of his medicine

By Oct 5th
‘Which is true’: Defensive Elon Musk explains why he’s in the Epstein Files while stamping feet and holding breath

By Sep 28th
‘Please don’t send no more money to Elon’: Woman tries to send her ‘boyfriend’ Elon Musk money while at Florida Publix. Then a worker intervenes

By Sep 11th
‘Let me host the reunion’: Bravo’s King wants to mediate the Trump v. Musk fight

By Jun 5th
‘Have a nice day, DJT!’: Oh no, the girls are fighting

By Jun 5th
‘You ruined the country’: Elon Musk quits live stream after getting mocked

By Apr 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters creepily comments on Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends

By Apr 8th
‘Navarro is truly a moron’: Elon Musk insults Trump’s trade adviser amid tariff controversy

By Apr 8th