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‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
A Trump stan is now raging at DHS after getting a taste of how the machine really works

By Sep 25th
‘We will not comply’: DHS says no to Newsom’s mask ban because accountability isn’t really their thing

By Sep 23rd
‘You were ALL IN!’: MAGA Congresswoman slammed online for begging Homeland Security to protect Cubans and asylees

By Jan 28th
I’m Afraid They’ll Treat Ms. Marvel as They Did Spider-Man as She Moves to the Greater MCU

By Aug 29th
Kirstjen “Put Kids in Cages” Nielsen Has Left the Trump Administration. She Will Not Be Missed.

By Apr 8th
Afghanistan’s All-Girl Robotics Team Will Get to Attend Their Competition After All

By Jul 15th
Bus Rides More Uncomfortable Than Ever Thanks to Government Surveillance Devices

By Dec 11th
U.S. Official in Charge of Cybersecurity Doesn’t Use Email, Must Forward Amusing Photos by Fax

By Oct 1st
Homeland Security’s Long, Long List of Social Media Watch Words

By Feb 29th
Researchers Find Hacking Open Prison Cells Troublingly Easy

By Nov 7th
U.S. Government Accidentally Shuts Down 84,000 Websites

By Feb 16th
ATDHE.net, Popular Streaming Sports Site, Shut Down by Homeland Security

By Feb 2nd
Ink and Toner Cartridge Ban Hits the TSA

By Nov 9th
MPAA Wants Homeland Security Agents to Protect Their Summer Blockbusters

By Apr 15th
DHS Will Monitor Twitter and Blogs During 2010 Winter Olympics

By Feb 15th