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What You Need to Know About Roy Moore, Steve Bannon’s Latest Bigoted Political Pick

Normally, the defeat of anyone backed by Trump and Mitch McConnell would feel like a victory, but Luther Strange's opponent and now Republican candidate Roy Moore is so much more terrifying. How terrifying? His biggest supporter in the race was Steve Bannon.

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Twitter Shamed This Millionaire Televangelist Into Opening His Megachurch as Shelter From Hurricane Harvey

Joel Osteen runs the Lakewood megachurch in Houston, Texas, capable of seating nearly 17,000 people. Surely, he opened the church doors to provide shelter for those being affected by the hurricane, right? He did, after being relentlessly shamed by social media.

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On Fox’s TV Adaptation of Lucifer, Free Will and Radical Consent

When Fox announced their plans for a TV adaptation of DC Comics' Lucifer, the American Family Association started a petition in an attempt to prevent the show from ever airing. Here's why I don't think Lucifer is a bad influence ... and even conservatives might agree with me on this one.

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Universal Pictures Joins See-Saw Films in Developing a Mary Magdalene Biopic

Looks like one of the most talked-about, but rarely heard from, female figures from the Bible is finally getting her due. Universal Pictures has just joined forces with See-Saw Films (the indie film company behind such British films as The King's Speech, Macbeth, and Mr. Holmes) to develop a biopic on the life of Mary Magdalene.

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It’s Official: The Church Of England Will Soon Appoint Women As Bishops

Somewhere the Catholic Church is coughing nervously.

Bishops with bob cuts and magnificent bosoms for every parish! Hooray!

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Christian Blogger Rewrites Harry Potter, Saves Our Souls With “Hogwarts School Of Prayer & Miracles”

Hagrid laughed wisely. "Evolution is a fairytale!"

Hermione spoke worriedly. "There is a man named Voldemort who wants to destroy all that we stand for. He is pushing an agenda in congress which will stop us from practicing our faith freely."

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Priest Says New LEGO Sets Teach Children About “The World Of Death”

Everything is awesome a vessel for the Dark Beast.

LEGO may seem like one of the most inoffensive children's products on the market. But Polish Priest Father Kostrzewa, who once descried My Little Pony as "a carrier of death", warns parents that some new sets will "lead children to the dark side". Listen, Father, we all want the Dr. Who set to become a reality, but anger will get us nowhere!

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The Catholic Church is Recruiting Through Facebook

In the face of dwindling numbers of French priests and an international child abuse scandal that many feel has not been addressed strongly enough by the Vatican, the Catholic Church in France has created a Facebook page as a part of a two-week marketing campaign to "to attract young people to the priesthood." Maybe they should also spend some time preventing the opposite! Hey-oo - Er, sorry. We'll try to keep those sorts of things to a minimum.

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