Most mustaches won't help you fight or mate. These mustaches do both.
Generally speaking, toads and other amphibians are pretty peaceful. Except for Battletoads. They're brutal. When they do fight, it's pretty much just for show. That's what makes Emei mustache toads unique. They actually fight. That, and the fact that they have mustaches which are what they fight with. My mustache feels so useless right now.Read More
Would you take career advice from a guy who responded to his last firing with a memo about Battletoads?
Good news, fans of music that inspires career success! Groupon founder Andrew Mason is due to release an album of motivational songs on Tuesday, July 2nd. The album, called Hardly Workin', will come out on iTunes and Spotify "just in time for American audiences to incorporate into Fourth of July festivities," according to Mason's announcement. It's the perfect album for people who want to spend their 4th of July off from work listening to music about work, written by a guy who doesn't work.Read More
You kids can all get excited for the PlayStation 4 and the next Xbox, but I'm pumped for this thing. Hyperkin has announced their RetroN 4 console that plays NES, SNES, Game Boy Advance, and Sega Genesis cartridges, though sadly not all at once. It's an upgrade from the RetroN 3, and besides adding Game Boy Advance games into the mix, Hyperkin has made a few additional improvements. It will be like a fifth grade sleepover every day of your life.Read More
Much has been written about former Groupon CEO Andrew Mason's farewell letter to the company. The man was fired from the company he helped found, and that's never something that lends itself to a cheerful departure. Even so, his parting shot comes off as rather amiable. Even better? Mason made a hilariously obscure reference to the Battletoads video game. He specifically calls out one level, but most folks don't seem to understand the implications of this.Read More