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Amazon delivery driver caught relieving himself on tenant’s belongings inside NYC apartment lobby; company offers the tenant a gift card

By Jordan Collins Sep 28th
Larry, David Ellison catch strays in John Oliver’s brutal takedown of UnitedHealthcare: ‘My soon-to-be business daddy has a literal business daddy’

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 21st
Wedding photographer, ready to take photos of the beautiful day, realizes the film roll she bought from Amazon is full of rocks

By Jordan Collins Sep 14th
Florida Home Bakery Calls Out Amazon Driver for ‘Stealing’ a Cake Pop Treat He Thought Was Free: ‘Come Back and Pay My Wife’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 31st
Sacha Baron Cohen Resurrects ‘Ali G’, Triggering a Fierce Battle Over Whether the Character Is Mere Satire or a Blatant Racist Relic

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 31st
Amazon worker crashes out after seeing what customer purchased. Everyone says its a completely normal order: ‘You’re mad at the wrong person ma’am’

By Nina Hernandez Aug 28th
Woman Flew Her Amazon Delivery Man Out to Las Vegas. Then She Took Him for a Limo Ride to 7-Eleven

By Vanessa Esguerra Aug 26th
Amazon Delivery Driver Lashes Out at ‘Nice’ Gardener Over Sidewalk Space, Then Claims His Toes Were Nearly Cut Off: ‘Be Professional!’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 25th
Amazon Delivery Driver Says Customers Need to Stop Ordering This One Item Amid Sweltering Heat: ‘We Gotta Stop’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 17th
Woman Bought a Couch from Amazon. She’s Warning People Against It: ‘There Is a Spell on This Couch.’

By Vanessa Esguerra Aug 9th
Amazon Buyers Can’t Believe Viral Ice Cream Maker Story

By Teresia Gray Jul 23rd
Amazon Offers to Pay Couple After ‘Unacceptable’ Actions of Delivery Driver Who Ruined Their Lawn

By Jordan Collins Jun 26th
Washington Woman Gets a $99 Refund from Amazon for an Item She Never Returned: ‘Amazon Keeps Giving me Stuff for Free’

By Kopal Jun 24th
Amazon Workers Asked for a Raise to Cover Soaring Rent, but Management Handed Them an Inflatable Soccer Goal Instead

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 18th
New York Woman opens new Amazon package. Then she reveals how she instantly knows it’s a return: ‘Straight back it goes’

By Rachel Thomas Jun 16th
Ohio Man Confronts His Amazon Alexa for Knowing He’s in Nursing School: ‘That Would Definitely Feel Weird’

By Vanessa Esguerra May 19th
Canadian Woman Lashes Out on the Dyson Airwrap. She Offers a $40 Solution: ‘We Have to Stop Buying Products That Aren’t Working’

By Vanessa Esguerra May 18th
‘I could’ve gotten this for $20’: Florida woman orders Longchamp bag from Nordstrom. Then she realizes they sent her the Amazon dupe

By Rebekah Harding May 16th
‘I can’t return the item’: Amazon driver delivers Atlanta woman’s package completely destroyed. Then she catches them in a lie

By Rebekah Harding May 8th
The View’s Joy Behar just called Jeff Bezos ‘tacky’ for flaunting his wealth at the Met Gala while Americans struggle to buy bread

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th