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Cartels Are Using a Famous Norwegian Striker’s Face To Mark Their Shipments, and a New Bust in Ecuador Just Exposed the Scale of the Operation

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 14th
From Bomb Threats Against Messi to a Ronaldo Hotel Breach, a Secret Dossier Reveals How Close the World Cup Came to Being a Catastrophe

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 7th
FIFA World Cup Hero Ferran Torres Is Scrambling To Explain His MAGA Hat Stunt, but His Excuse Is Only Making Things Worse

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 4th
People Try To Order Normal Food Outside the US and Get Humbled Every Single Time. The Ice Cream Cone Sent One Mom Over the Edge

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 29th
Folarin Balogun Claims the Locker Room Turned Toxic After Trump Intervened in His World Cup Suspension

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 15th
A Controversial 44th-Minute Decision Against England Is Now Haunting Norway’s Alexander Sørloth With Violent Messages From Angry Fans

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 14th
From Buying Snake-Skinned Boots to Trolling Fans, Erling Haaland Is Making a High-Stakes Play for American Hearts

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 11th
A Million-Dollar Diamond Ring From Belgium Has Become a Political Headache for Trump Following the USA’s Bitter World Cup Exit

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 11th
FIFA Just Tapped Justin Bieber for the First-Ever World Cup Halftime Show, Forcing a Major Change to the Massive Headliner Roster

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 10th
FIFA Faces Mounting Pressure to Overhaul Safety Protocols as Extreme Heat Puts Players and Fans at Risk

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 8th
Trevor Noah Calls Out World Cup Bias, Exposing the Double Standard Behind

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
After Pushing for Donald Trump-Branded Passports, the White House Is Now Stamping Freedom 250 Logos on Social Security Cards for 2026 Babies

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Lionel Messi Abandons the Pitch for a Bizarre Spider-Man Crossover, but the Real Mystery Is Why He Is Hunting Peter Parker

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 2nd
FIFA President Gianni Infantino Is Preaching Sustainability While Racking up a Massive Carbon Footprint on a Private Jet

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 30th
The White House Is Already Eyeing a 2038 World Cup Return, Sparking Debate Over Whether the US Can Ignore the Current Host Nation Controversies

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 29th
World Cup Fans Are Showing up to Stadiums With Thousands Spent on Resale Tickets, Only to Find Themselves Locked Out at the Gate

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 29th
After Being Branded a Coward by Furious Knicks Fans, Elmo Makes a Desperate Move to Save His Reputation During the World Cup

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 25th
No, ‘The Bride!’ Is Not the “Worst Movie Ever.” If You Think That, You Need to Watch More Movies

By Leah Marilla Thomas Mar 10th