Sylvester Stallone Montegrappa Pen "Chaos" is $5,000, Pretty Dumb Looking

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Montegrappa is the oldest Italian manufacturer of fine (and expensive) writing instruments. Sylvester Stallone is known mostly for his acting and his extensive experience in not-designing-pens. It’s a match made in heaven. The new, limited edition pen by Stallone, “Chaos,” features a overly ornate surface with intricate carvings of skulls, snakes, snakes, skulls, what looks like fire, and maybe a dragon. Available in 18 karat gold and/or sterling silver, the pen costs a mere $5,000. A fantastic investment for those with the riches of a king and the tastes of a 5th grader.

For more information and a huge gallery featuring the pen, check out the Montegrappa website. Actually, you should check it out regardless. In fullscreen. With headphones on. Just trust me on this one, you won’t regret it.

(Montegrappa via Topless Robot)

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