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Stephen Miller’s Spray-On Hair Distracts From His Terrible Policies Which Are Trash

Trump's toadie sports some hair in a can and social media was there to roast him.

 

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Senior Trump adviser and Gollum impersonator Stephen Miller appeared on the CBS news program Face the Nation to discuss immigration and border security. Miller backed up Trump’s threats of a government shut-down over funding the border wall, saying “We’re going to do whatever is necessary to build the border wall to stop this ongoing crisis of illegal immigration.”

But Miller’s hateful policies quickly took a backseat to another pressing issue at the border of his scalp and his forehead, namely a caravan of hastily applied spray-on hair to his balding pate. Watch out Donald Trump, Stephen Miller is gunning for the Most Absurd Hair in the White House award.

Here’s the thing: making fun of a person based on their appearance is not a good look. It’s punching down, claiming the lowest hanging fruit to mock someone for something entirely out of their control. Frankly, it’s something Trump would do (and has done repeatedly). We should all strive to be better than that.

However, when the person in question is an odious little twerp who has engineered some of the most vile racist policies of the Trump administration, our limits are tested. And when said person decides to appear on national television with obviously spray-on hair, we’re left with no other choice but to ruthlessly mock his disastrous attempt at simulated hair growth. We never said we were saints, y’all.

Here are some of Twitter’s best responses to Miller’s spray-on hair:

Stephen Miller is 33. Apparently hatred and and fascism can really age a man.

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