Stephen Colbert Couch
If you don’t just like Stephen Colbert, but really like him, and if you’ve got $5000 to spare, then has Etsy vendor mattcharlan got the couch for you.
The couch creates a forced perspective, with the appropriate subject matter of Stephen Colbert… I must say, look at all the pictures, the face changes as you move about the room.
People will gravitate to the percise place in the room looking for where the face is most accurate. While you round them up make sure your finger is ready on the dead switch to the trap door to you basement where you keep all Colbert Couch huff puff nay sayers.
As several Regretsy commenters note, Colbert has some serious guyliner going on there.