Animator Simon Tofield is back with the latest installation of Simon’s Cat, the YouTube cartoon series that perhaps best captures the trials and tribulations of owning a cat. It may even hit a little too close for some viewers — your author included — for whom the utterly one-of-a-kind sensation of being actively scaled by the clawed limbs of a thing you are just trying to give food to* remains an all too fresh recollection. Rest assured, though, cat owners, that your beloved pet’s mealtime antics never mean they don’t love you. They just love food about a million times more than they’re even capable of loving you. For those of you who may be wounded by this fact, I would remind you that it’s a cat. You knew what this was.
*OK, that may not be a one-of-a-kind sensation. Babies, for example, may do that, too, but they’re way worse at climbing things than cats, because babies don’t have claws, thank goodness for small miracles.
(via Laughing Squid)
- Simon’s Cat is certainly adorable, but in real life, it’s a cold-blooded killing machine
- If you let your cat learn to box, frankly, you’re just asking for trouble
- If you teach it to DJ, however? Mad respect.
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