Chris Pratt Teaches Pratt Child the Pledge of Allegiance, Be Still My Heart
Please let him have taught the raptors, too.
I’ve got a lot of qualms about the Pledge of Allegiance (blame Canadian Montessori schools, I guess), but Pratt teaching petite Pratt the Pledge of Allegiance is giving me all kinds of Officer and a Gentleman feelings. Besides, maybe mini-Macklin needs to learn how to recite it before he can start cracking cases? Either way, ‘Murica! (Within reason.)
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