"The percentage chance? I don’t know. I couldn’t assign a percentage to that. I’d say it’s 50/50 maybe? We’re really actively developing it and getting it into pretty good shape. What the hell month is it? August? Oh, next year? Probably pretty damn good. I’d say 70%."

The last we saw of the kids of Stranger Things, they were coping with the "death" of Jim Hopper and Eleven, Will, and the rest of the Byers family were moving away from Hawkins, Indiana.

The most recent episode of Miracle Workers features Daniel Radcliffe singing “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain” in his most dramatic costume yet—black, sparkling assless chaps and a feathered collar.

Amy Cooper (Central Park Karen) went on a podcast this last Tuesday to tell the "real" story on why she called the police on that Black birdwatcher.

After five straight days of protesting, Joe Biden finally announced that he was ordering the Center for Disease Control to extend the moratorium on evictions.

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have signed a giant new deal with ViacomCBS, which has extended the lifeblood of South Park for several more seasons and movies that will be part of Paramount Plus's exclusive content.

An author of erotic romance has been accused of plagiarizing from fanfiction—and now it appears it may have been more than just one incident.

Fat camp stories have seemingly been done to death (pun intended), but Kelly deVos’s latest, Eat Your Heart Out, gives diet culture a horrifying new satirical spin.

So no, sadly, that's not Deborah Ann Woll with Kirsten Dunst and we're right back to the drawing board with our theories and longing for more Spidey content but honestly, it's fun being all in on this together and trying to figure out what is happening with our good boy Peter Parker. 

I thought I'd be free of this nonsense, free of waking up to some Trumpian horrors trending every single morning and yet here we are.