Orange Is the New Black Presents ‘Twas A Night In Litchfield
"Not a creature was stirring/not even a chicken."
‘Twas A Night In Litchfield is a perfect Christmas poem that I hope finds its way into the literary canon. Listen to your favorite OITNB character talk about a fantastical episode where Jesus-no-dummy-that’s-Old-Saint-Nick pays a visit to Litchfield with his eight little cute-ass reindeer, books, tampons, porn, and other magical items for a visit he’ll never forget.
What did you think of their spin on the old Christmas tale?
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