New Batman v Superman Teaser Warns Against Hitting Superman With Your Car
Oh hey, looks like there’s a little more footage from Batman v Superman out there. Director Zack Snyder posted the 30-second teaser to his Twitter account yesterday, and the moral of the story? It’s probably not a good idea to try and hit Superman with the Batmobile, Bruce.
— ZackSnyder (@ZackSnyder) January 9, 2016
First of all, I’m still trying to figure out exactly how Batman thinks he’s going to be able to pull off going head-to-head against Superman–because in this clip, he makes what feels like a pretty ineffectual threat and then is left muttering to himself at the sky after Superman vacates the scene. (It’s not Affleck’s fault, he’s doing his best to muster up a Batman growl.)
And when are we going to get more Wonder Woman footage instead of whatever the heck Jesse Eisenberg keeps doing as Lex Luthor? Fingers crossed that the next teaser actually has her speaking a line or two.
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