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100 Movie Threats in 11 Minutes [NSFW]

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Harry Hanrahan, the editor who brought us some of our favorite supercuts, for phrases like “it’s showtime!” and “get out of there!” has prepared this almost twelve minute tribute to the greatest movie threats of all time. It’s heavy on the shoving of things in unmentionable places, the cutting off of male genetalia, and, oddly enough, Joe Pesci. Also, Quentin Tarantino related projects, in which it does not neglect one of my personal favorite threatening persons, O-Ren Ishii, who will take your f@*#!& head.

If I could add anything to the mashup, it would be a certain line from Laura Roslin regarding eyeteeth, but I guess that’s television and doesn’t count.

(Video is probably worksafe if you wear headphones. Via I Heart Chaos.)

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