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You Wanted Mars Attacks! Leggings To Be A Thing You Could Buy, Right? ‘Cuz Here They Are

Ack! Ack! Ack!

mars attacks leggings

We’re not quite sure what to make of these leggings, which are clearly inspired by the 1996 Tim Burton film Mars Attacks!  What we do know is that they’re extremely advanced technologically, which suggests–very rightfully so–that they’re peaceful. A quality pair of leggings, by definition, is not barbaric.

Unlike with actual Martians, you’ll have some time to ponder over their existence before these officially land; currently they’re only available for pre-order and will start shipping in September. Great, that gives us plenty of time to plan a defensive strategy. My plan? Kick the crap out of ’em.

(via Fashionably Geek)

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