Little Mermaid “Under the Sea” Parody Shows It’s Not Always Better Down Where It’s Wetter
Singing crabs are the least of the deep sea's horrors.
I guess Sebastian is having misgivings about extolling the virtues of living under the sea and feels the need to clarify that they only apply to a happy middle ground between the shore and the ocean floor. Otherwise, you’re in for a worser fate.
Oh, by the way, those giant nightmare spider crabs are absolutely a real thing. Sleep tight.
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