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Alas, we won’t be able to make it to Oslo this September for JavaZone 2010, but we’re fans of their promos: After last month’s faux indie movie trailer for Java 4-ever, about a young man who can no longer hide his suppressed love for Java from his orthodox .NET-loving family, they bring us “LadyJava.” Now, Lady Gaga references are on thin ice thanks to sheer overuse, but this gets a pass for the sheer density of nerd puns and for the fact that it doesn’t seem particularly to care about faithfulness to Lady Gaga.

The opening line, “I wanna program like they do at Oracle,” does take on an added layer of irony considering recent events.

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