Faux Java 4-ever Trailer Has Emotional Trailer Conventions Down Pat

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JavaZone is Scandinavia’s biggest yearly conference for software developers. The 2010 Program, which will be held in Oslo, Norway from September 8 to 9 and estimates over 2,000 attendees, is the ninth consecutive meeting since non-profit organizer javaBin was established in 1996.

Earlier today, to promote the conference, JavaZone released the full teaser for the mock film Java 4-ever, about a young man who can no longer hide his suppressed love for Java from his orthodox .NET-loving family. Cue dramatic trailer tropes (the good ol’ father-dropping-to-knees-in-utter-shock-upon-discovering-son’s-secret always gets me), heart-rending music that never fails, and intense Norwegian thespians, and I’m sold.

Video after the jump.

(via reddit)


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