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This Jurassic Park Parody Trailer Made Everyone Run in High Heels Because Why Not?

That is one big pile of fierce.

Given the internet’s reaction to the climactic scene in Jurassic World where Bryce Dallas Howard in heels, you’d think that the last thing anyone wants is more heels. While it’s totally true that she insisted on wearing heels the entire time as a character choice (one that I totally respect), there was something kind of … off about the decision.

Yeah, well, try telling that to the fine folks over at XVP Comedy. They answered the question we all were wondering: what if every single character in the history of all the Jurassic Park movies wore heels? Through the magic of editing and a good sense of humor, they digitally edited heels onto the feet of every character throughout Jurassic Park‘s history.

Best part? Dr. Ian “I’m Actually Jeff Goldblum Playing Jeff Goldblum Playing A Doctor” Malcolm sexily strutting over to a giant pile of shit. Those boots are killer, Doctor. Your fierceness found a way into my heart.

T(via HitFix)

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