Jujutsu Kaisen 0 Crunchyroll Release Date Confirmed

Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit! Jujutsu Kaisen 0 is coming to Crunchyrolllllll!!!!

I didn’t see it yet, but apparently it was pretty good. “Beautiful” even. A beautiful exploration of grief and love. And I’m like…..

REALLY?

No hate whatsoever, but I’m honestly surprised. Don’t get me wrong Jujutsu Kaisen the series was super fun to watch but I was most in it for the “OH YA DONE FUCKED UP NOW, CURSED SPIRIT” moments where the protagonists pull special powers out of their asses and ruin the bad guy’s day for my viewing pleasure. But I never expected to be moved by the series. To actually think about shit. Are you telling me that I may actually shed womanly tears watching this film? Because I am not ready. Me and Jujutsu Kaisen just aren’t there yet. He’s shown me that he’s a fun fling but I don’t know if he can actually fill my holes with emotion if you know what I mean. Like are you going to tell me that he’s ready to go deep? Really deep? Are you saying that he’s really gonna go so sobbingly deep that it actually calls forth the icky-sticky feelings from the bottom of my being? I don’t believe you. But I want to. Oh God I want to. I’ve been waiting for this my whole life. Ever since I was a little otaku. This is what I’ve been dreaming of. FANTASIZING about when I should have been paying attention in math class. THIS is the reason I still can’t do the tip math when I go out to eat at a NICE FAMILY RESTAURANT!

Okay well I’m gonna watch it when it hits Crunchyroll on September 21st and I’ll lyk how it goes. I’ll bring tissues.

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