Lizard Person John Oliver Reveals the Illuminati Tie to Cadbury Creme Eggs
Happy belated Easter, sheeple.
We all know about Cadbury Creme Eggs, but so few of us really know about Cadbury Creme Eggs. You know? Yesterday, John Oliver took it upon himself to educate the brainwashed masses about the connection between Cadbury Creme (“a terrible candy that tastes like mermaid placenta covered in candle wax”) and the elite, secret organization that controls our media/government/thoughts, the Illuminati.
In an homage to countless YouTube conspiracy theory videos, Oliver links Cadbury Eggs—which are typically retailed only from January through Easter—to Bono, Freemasons, and the Illuminati. He also shares some legitimate history on the Eggs, (for instance, that they were initially sold as Fry’s Creme Eggs) and their production.
This is all well and good, but if I was going to go tin foil hat over an Easter candy, it would probably be Peeps. Cadbury Creme Eggs aren’t great, but Peeps are pathetic. How are we still eating those? Why is the candy equivalent of packing peanuts still so ubiquitous? TL; DR: Roswell, the “Moon landing”, and our Reptile Overlords. All of which I’d really enjoy seeing Oliver break down in more detail.
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