Ian McKellen: A Lucky, Lucky Geek

I like to imagine that Ian McKellen sticks it to Christopher Lee quite a bit:

“Well, Christopher, I know we all want to be Gandalf, but maybe if you hadn’t made a career out of playing some of cinema’s worst creepy evil men, Peter would have let you do it.”

But he probably doesn’t actually do that. Because he’s man with class. And because Christopher Lee was spec ops in World War II and according to some of the special features on the LotR DVDs, can authoritatively make statements about the sound a man makes when you stab him in the back.