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How To Date Mark Hamill

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How to Date the Joker:

DO dress in contrasting colors.

DO flatter his ego.

DO assist in Arkham escape attempts.

DON’T attempt to outsmart him.

DON’T assume that he’ll develop any loyalty towards you. Like, at all.

DON’T try to kill Batman yourself.

Tune in next time, for How to Date Fire Lord Ozai.

(via Geeks are Sexy.)

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