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Another Space Dad Guest Stars in How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended

So … that arrow, huh?

Oh, the conceits we make so that movies can be more interesting. In the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 installment of How It Should’ve ended, the galaxy manages to get even more dangerous, with heroes and villains alike meeting swift, untimely ends. There’s also a special guest appearance by another Disney-owned character who has evil plans of galactic domination with his son.

You know what? We’ll stick with our Earth dads and their dad jokes any day of the week, thank you very much. GotG2 wouldn’t have put everyone in nearly so much danger if all Peter Quill’s dad wanted to do was make puns and demand to know Peter’s itinerary before he goes traveling. What if there was a better route!?

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