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Honest Trailer For Jurassic World Stars ZooLord, Bryce Dallas Texas, And Shamu

"They literally break out a pair of nostalgia goggles."

Let’s revisit the wild ride that was Jurassic World! Honest Trailers. How It Should Have Ended has some issues with Jurassic World‘s security team and horrible fences. Also included: a supercut of Bryce Dallas Howard saying “asset” and Chris Pratt saying “animal.”

At least we can all agree that the T-Rex and Raptor tag team was awesome. Maybe it just needed a more little more Goldblum?

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