Honest Trailer For Jurassic World Stars ZooLord, Bryce Dallas Texas, And Shamu

"They literally break out a pair of nostalgia goggles."
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Let’s revisit the wild ride that was Jurassic World! Honest Trailers. How It Should Have Ended has some issues with Jurassic World‘s security team and horrible fences. Also included: a supercut of Bryce Dallas Howard saying “asset” and Chris Pratt saying “animal.”

At least we can all agree that the T-Rex and Raptor tag team was awesome. Maybe it just needed a more little more Goldblum?

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